the cheeseball chronicles
{but really i'm alexa and my blog isn't cool or trendy, but then again neither am i}
I wanna go to bed but I’m too lazy to get up and take my contacts/brush my teeth
struggles
Walk up in the club like “Actually, I didn’t think it was appropriate to invite children since it’s… You know, there’s gambling and alcohol, and it’s in our dangerous warehouse and it’s a school night… And, you know, Hooters is catering. You know, is that enough? Should I keep going?”
(via goobenheim)
